“ OMG a shoplifter got caught, ran off, and LEFT HIS BABY!
Text I just received from Adam (via davidkphan)
Wooooow….talk about panicking.
(via tinalantz) Yeah…he’s pretty much effed. He had two laptops under the baby. It was his girlfriend’s baby, and he stole her car to flee…so now he’s facing grand larceny, grand theft auto, child abandonment, and resisting arrest…on top of the other warrants the county had on him. I was doing a price check…and next thing I know I see punches being thrown, then I’m in charge of an abandoned child. FML.