December 2011
2 posts
Skrillex 12/11
So I have been mentally trying to sort out how I felt about the show itself. Let me just start by saying I have the most wonderful, thoughtful boyfriend ever for buying me overpriced tickets to a show he would never in a million years go to. I know he thinks me complacent on the whole thing, but he should never doubt for a minute that I don’t realize how big of a gesture it was. As for the...
November 2011
1 post
Retrospect
This weekend has taught/reminded me of a few things I sometimes lose sight of.
1. Gays are full of drama. Even if you can remove yourself from it, which I normally can, sometimes it blows up everything and there is nowhere to run.
2. Friends will let you down. They will hurt your feelings, they won’t always do or say the right thing. They may not see your best intentions, and may be...
December 2010
1 post
lolz
Female co worker : Hello?
Guy who answed phone: Why didn't you speak the first time I said Hello?
Co worker: I didn't hear you the first time, I'm looking to speak with so and so I'm calling from Citi
Guy: I could hear you breathing on the other end, I'm sure Citi doesn't want you breathing on the phone, what were you doing, fanning your clam?
Co worker : *hangs up* *uncontrolled giggling*
July 2010
1 post
“Well its gonna b like 12 wen I get there but that pussy. Betta be the same as I...”
– Wrong number text lol.
June 2010
1 post
eat the poo poo! →
May 2010
1 post
April 2010
3 posts
seriously
I have the silliest, best boyfriend ever.
just wow. →
I cannot believe they would pull this, especially after the national headlines this issue received.
November 2009
2 posts
September 2009
9 posts
3ofswords:
davidkphan:
Message Jon left me last...
August 2009
10 posts
best tshirt ever. →
davidkphan:
For the Record: Guilty pleasure #5 totally fucked up my stomach!!
Yeeeeeah. I failed to mention that they are made with 12 gutbusting ingredients.
Dear Walmart,
Why are all the black dolls on clearence? Only the black ones?
“Blondes do have more fun…”
– Britney VIA Twitter
OMG she IS back on the meth horse. We need a Britervention stat!
“If God had intended for me to eat that, he would have put it on a plate!”
– A woman at work, on why she dosen’t believe in oral sex.
this is not meant to offend.... →
reblog
tinalantz:
I can not fucking believe that story about the pregnant woman that was killed and had her baby CUT FROM HER WOMB and stolen!! How the fuck can someone do that?? That is some seriously brutal shit! And then the muderer/kidnapper turns up at a homeless shelter in NH with the baby claiming that she just gave birth. How did this bitch know how to perform a c-section successfully?? This is...
“OMG a shoplifter got caught, ran off, and LEFT HIS BABY!”
– Text I just received from Adam (via davidkphan)
Wooooow….talk about panicking. (via tinalantz)
Yeah…he’s pretty much effed. He had two laptops under the baby. It was his girlfriend’s baby, and he stole her car to flee…so now he’s facing grand larceny, grand theft...
July 2009
46 posts
davidkphan:
Celebrate (Oakenfold 12 Dub)...
Convo with Adam
Adam had a an unauthorize charge put on his bank account which caused a lot of bad stuff to happen. Today they apparently fixed everything
Adam: The Hotel refunded my money but the bank is giving me a hard time about the overdraft fees. I'm going to get stabby
Me: As well you should baby!
*two hours later*
Adam: I got my money back
Me: Yay what happened?
Adam: I said "bitch gimmie my money" and she said "yes daddy just don't slap me again" I said "I keep my pimp hand strong on hoes like you"
Me: Oh my and they gave you your money back?
Adam: Yup.. that's how it went (sorta)
Me: That's hot. I've met some very nice British and Irish men at this cook out
Adam: That's nice dear. Are you interested in them?
Me: No darling. I'm interested in you. If I was single and not with the man of my dreams I might be
Adam: As long as I am still your ride of die chick
Me: Yes baby I will ride you till I die you
Adam: Awwww you say the sweetest things to me.
What's wrong with Us?
So Jon aka 3ofSwords and me have the weirdest conversations. We repeat things over and over and over and it cracks us up.
Exhibit A:
Me: Who did I touch with my tongue?
Jon: Me! Your tongue touched my lips.. and I think you and Adam got nasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: That's sexy
Jon: that's naaaasty
Me: What were we talking about
Jon: I don't know
we both laugh out loud
*sigh* you two are so retarded some times
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WatchA new French trailer for I Love You, Philip Morris, starring Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, and Rodrigo Santoro, has been released and features a brief clip of the sex scene that caught Lewis Tice of TLA Releasing off guard.
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davidkphan:
Body Control - Leighton Meester
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